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Them chickens is ash, and I'm lotion.

me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

cladora:

i miss @katyperry internet bullying @skyferreira 😊

fagflow:

the easiest way to make a straight guy uncomfortable is to talk about how great anal sex feel for boys. and they blush. they are so dumb.

nice-wig-janis:

heres comes honey boo boo is actually the best show

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.